Monday, January 5, 2009

In case you missed it

A 12-year-old boy has been found guilty in the United States of murdering his mother following a row over his household chores. A judge in Arizona ruled prosecutors had proved the boy acted intentionally when he shot his mother, Sara Madrid, eight times last year.

Now you may think this incident is a result of easy access to firearms and being raised in a culture where violence is becoming the accepted norm. You would be wrong. As Christian Republicans*, you know the problem was that the mother was not carrying a gun. If she had been she could have saved her life by killing her 12 year old son before he killed her. The Consitution gives Americans the right to bear arms and every American has the responsibility to bear arms, from Saturday Night Specials to 50 caliber heavy machine guns or even 20 mm 6000 rounds per minute Gatling guns. Of course they should confine them within the borders of the United States and only use them on each other. Put America First!!

Oxymoron: A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side. See also religious tolerance, military intelligence and congressional ethics.

8 comments:

  1. You just love asking for trouble, don't you, old man?

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  2. Why what's wrong with going deer hunting with a 50 cal?

    Thanks for changing your picture. I was about ready to use the old one to scare the rats out of the basement.

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  3. I'm SO GLAD you changed the avatar. You were creeping me out with your Eskimo look. For God's sake, PICK A COUNTRY AND STICK WITH IT. lol I actually saw that video that is running around showing the three teenagers from Ukraine killing a man and enjoying the fun!! They should be killed with their own choice of enjoyment.

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  4. I'm pretty sure some of that sarcasm leaked out onto my computer in liquid form... at least you choose to be entertaining in your antagonism, eh? :) This is why we get along!

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  5. Dana--Inuit people are indigenous to more than one country, including Canada, the United States, and Greenland.

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  6. Ky, you're fighting a losing battle.

    Dad, you've offended me as a Christian Republican.

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  7. It is the only way I can get any comments on my blog. I try to be fair and offend everyone.
    Son, you are more sarcastic than your father!!

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  8. Demeur, a well placed .50 cal. bullet in a deer would save the trouble of skinning and gutting.
    Dana, there are some pretty rough folks here and in Russia. Russian violence is mainly aimed at Gays, Blacks, Jews, Chinese and people from the Caucusus. Can't say about Ukraine as I have not seen the clip but it is certainly probable. As my Step-Son keeps telling me it is not Canada here.

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